USA (U): please your name?
Arab (A): Abdul Aziiz
U: Sex?
A: SIX times a week
U: No, I mean male or female?
A: both male and female, sometimes even camels
U: holy cow!
A: yes, cows and dogs, too!
U: man, isn't that hostile?
A: horse style, dog style, any style
U: oh dear!
A: deer? no deer, they run too fast!